
Northroom · a fictional salon
We quote by the head.
Not by the hour.
Fixed prices. The stylist’s own work. North-facing light.
01Position
An hour is nota haircut.
Charging by the hour prices the stylist’s clock, not your hair. Thick hair takes longer, so thick hair costs more; a stylist who works quickly earns less for the same result. Both of those are the wrong way round.
So we quote the head in front of us, once, before anything is cut — and that number does not move.
The consultation is where the quote is made: twenty minutes, no obligation, and nothing is owed if you leave. If the shape you want turns out to be a different service from the one you booked, we say so then, at the price on the ledger, rather than at the till.

02The Ledger
Every price, printed.
These are the prices. Not starting prices, not guide prices — the number you are quoted before a single section is taken, and the number on the card machine afterwards.
- Cut and finishIncludes the consultation and the wash.
- £85
- RestyleFor a change of shape, not a trim.
- £120
- Colour, single toneOne process, roots through ends.
- £145
- Highlights, half headFoils, toner and the finish.
- £180
- Fringe trimBetween appointments. No booking fee.
- £15
- ConsultationTwenty minutes. Nothing is owed after it.
- £0

03The Work
The work, uncropped





04The Room
Six chairs, one window
One long room on the north side of the building, so the light never swings warm and never goes flat. Matte plaster, a wooden floor, and no music loud enough to make you repeat yourself. Six chairs, which is as many as one window will light properly.
- Chairs
- Six
- Opening hours
- TBD
- Step-free access
- TBD
05The Chair
Who is in the chair beside you

- InesCutting
- Blunt lines and heavy fringes. Works dry more often than wet.
- BoCutting and colour
- Tonal colour that stays inside the shape it was cut into.
- WrenColour
- Foils, and the long conversations that keep them subtle.
First names only, and nothing about them that could be checked and found false — NORTHROOM is a fictional salon.

06Booking
How the quote is made
- 01You sit down and we lookTwenty minutes, dry hair, no gown. We look at the hair you have and the shape you are asking for, and we say whether they meet.
- 02We name the service and the priceOne service from the ledger, one number, said out loud before anything is cut. If it is a different service from the one you booked, you hear that now.
- 03The number does not moveNot for thickness, not for length, not for the time it takes. The only thing that changes the price is you choosing a different service.
Booking channel: TBD — this is a template, not a live salon.